Shit Twamps Like

If only we could’ve watched the world series instead of festering in swem

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Athlete Study Hall

During

As soon as they leave

When the clock strikes 10 and athlete study hall is over

When my parents ask why I’m doing so poorly in school

When someone takes my food from the communal fridge

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Twamp flirting technique

When my friend threatens to share one of my shameful drunk stories

When someone talks on the second or third floor of swem

When someone says they have a class on the third floor of Morton

When I spot one of my awkward hook ups out in public

(Reblogged from whatshouldwecallme)